Strict ParentsI always thought my parents were quite strict, but I can't think of anything they actually banned me from doing, whereas a good friend was under no circumstances allowed to watch ITV because of the adverts.
This week's Time Out mentions some poor sod who was banned from sitting in the aisle seats at cinemas because, according to their mother, "drug dealers patrol the aisles, injecting people in the arm."
What were you banned from doing as a kid by loopy parents?
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chthonic, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 12:37)
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I'll show the c*ntsMy parents were so strict that they would not let me post an answer to the question of the week until they had read through all the other answers. This means that as my parents can never tell if the last answer IS actually the last answer because they never know when the new question of the week is going to appear and if there is time for a other answer to appear, and if it will be suitable for me to post my answer directly after what possibly could be the penultimate answer. They also worry that if I post my answer any earlier in the week I may have a very small chance of a appearing on the front page if people click “I like this “button, however unlikely this may be, because usually my answerers are just long winded ramblings containing the over use of the word “answer”, poor punctuation and the word “cunt” in the title.
Luckily, I drugged my parents last night locked them in my cellar with only a bag of dog eggs to eat. Now I can live freely, post when I want and prove them wrong with this weeks answer. Cunts.
(, Thu 15 Mar 2007, 14:01, Reply)
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