The Dangers Of Email Flirting
I once worked with a supplier mostly over email for a period of 6 months.

During that time the conversations became more racy, flirty and risqué.

This culminated one day (bear in mind we have never seen each other), in her jokingly saying in answer to a question of mine "Well you've never seen me naked have you?".

Not one to miss a trick I jumped on the opportunity and laid down the gauntlet with the (now) immortal line "I dare you to send me a picture of you naked".

She coyly agreed, and the next day a mail arrived with a jpg attachment called "Me.jpg".

Well, folks I opened this with anticipation, my heart pounding so fast I thought it was trying to get out of my chest.

What was then displayed in front of me was indescribable. It looked like a white chocolate walnut whip with tits!
Although she was, indeed, naked it was hard to find any discernable genitalia there.

Dont get me wrong, I have nothing against curvy girls, in fact my preference is for the more rubenesque figure, but this was just taking the peach.

I hauled my 24 stone frame out of my chair, waddled out for a box of Krispy Kreme donuts and contemplated how to let this barrage balloon down gently.
(Vic Flange, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 10:38, 1 reply)

*giggles*
You just had me for at least 20 minutes trying to find a google image of a walnut whip (not one of the homemade ones I kept finding on google images, nor the ones in packaging).
(mmmm curry doesn't really understand this sig lark, Sun 4 Nov 2007, 10:23, closed)