When I was a Jobcentre monkey...
I spent 3 years daring my entire caseload of clients to try working for a living...

Failed miserably in about 95% of all cases.

Stupid? I'll say. Then again, I was saddled with some of the most abject pieces of human excrement. Child molesters, murderers, violent alcoholics, and one bloke who I swear would deliberately shit himself before coming in for his fortnightly interviews and then sit there grinding his sweaty buttocks into the chair so that the smell would linger for hours afterwards. Ended up having to throw it out because it stained quite badly...
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 2 Nov 2007, 12:49, Reply)