This is a story from Mrs VMOS
In the village she grew up there was a family of not particularly bright folks, every village, every estate, every neighbourhood has one.
You know, the dads a bit portly with comedy clown hair, the mum looks like margaret thatcher with jo brands hair and dress sense, the kids look like that "evolution of man" diagram, even the daughters
Anyway, in this particular group there was a child called James (or third from the right on the diagram) and he was dared the princely sum of £2 to jump off the harbour wall. Now this was the early 80s so £2 isn't quite the measly sum it is these days. So Jim, eager for some easy cash leaps off the harbour wall.

The tide was out.

Young Jimmy broke his neck and joined the quadraplegic club. On the bright side it helped keep him out of jail, unlike most of his siblings.

Length? According to his wife "There's nowt wrong with his tongue"
( VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Thu 8 Nov 2007, 11:56, 4 replies)

ha ha ha
That's made my day! thank you!

I LOVE those families. There's usually one stood outside their house in vest, jogging bottoms and slippers having a beer. Next to the car on bricks in the drive.

Monty
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 8 Nov 2007, 12:07, closed)

^^as monty said
...except in this case it's the mong on bricks instead :D
( Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Thu 8 Nov 2007, 12:42, closed)

Tescos
Newmarket

every Sunday

9.45am

The whole place is crawling with slope headed, fat, fucking wrong-uns, its like a devolution of man daytrip.
(Halfy By light alone, Thu 8 Nov 2007, 13:23, closed)

LOLS @ Halfy
I've been in the supermarket (the local one, not 'that' one) a couple of times and noticed that the place is full of fat sweaty oyks and those of the 'thirsty for thorazine' persuasion, but never actually identified a particular day let-alone time.
(Greencloud Wanted to go fishing on, Thu 8 Nov 2007, 14:00, closed)