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Sandettie Light Vessel Automatic tells us: "My dad's friend told us there's no such thing as gravity - it's just the weight of air holding us down". Tell us of times you've been floored by abject stupidity. "Whenever I read the Daily Express" is not a valid answer.

(, Thu 18 Mar 2010, 16:48)
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Many moons ago, I had to get the "On Call" Dr to come to my ward to see a patient. When she arrived, she was a pretty young thing; I chatted with her and briefly explained the problem (I forget now what it was) and I was unable to answer one of her questions. So I wandered off and found my colleague Pete, who was talking with our Student Nurse. Now she was a pleasent enough lass, but bugger me was she naive; she was in her 40's, amrried with a kid, but didnt have a clue. So I walk up to Pete and say "The On Call's here, she wants to see you. Shes a Fox!" and he wanders off, sorts the problem and the Dr goes. Then the student comes up to me and asks where the Dr is, as she cant see any Foxs anywhere. Yes, she really bleived the NHS employed a Fox as a Dr.

She dropped out shortly after.
(, Thu 18 Mar 2010, 18:19, 2 replies)
I clicked"I like this"
as it gave me genuine joy and all that but you really should edit "Fox's" to become "foxes" in the penultimate sentence.
(, Sun 21 Mar 2010, 20:01, closed)
Edited
Thankyou.
(, Mon 22 Mar 2010, 21:09, closed)

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