Amazing displays of ignoranceSandettie Light Vessel Automatic tells us: "My dad's friend told us there's no such thing as gravity - it's just the weight of air holding us down". Tell us of times you've been floored by abject stupidity. "Whenever I read the Daily Express" is not a valid answer.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 18 Mar 2010, 16:48)
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When I was giving blood recently...In my defence i'd just come off a set of rota'd nightshifts, so I'd had about 5 hours sleep in the last week. Anyway, I was sitting down, massively bored after the iron test thingie (most of giving blood is sitting down, or lying down being bored, mixed with sharp jabbing pain) when I noticed that there was a group of childeren sat down with their parents on the other side of the hall.
"oh" I thought "They must be taking childerens blood to give to kids who get in accidents and such".
I'm embarrased to say that it took me a good few seconds after voicing this theory to my mates for me to catch on that there was something kinda stupid with what I'd just said.
(, Thu 18 Mar 2010, 19:42, Reply)
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