Amazing displays of ignoranceSandettie Light Vessel Automatic tells us: "My dad's friend told us there's no such thing as gravity - it's just the weight of air holding us down". Tell us of times you've been floored by abject stupidity. "Whenever I read the Daily Express" is not a valid answer.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 18 Mar 2010, 16:48)
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Maybe I need new friends?"So, is the U.K. part of Europe or are we a seperate continent?"
"When black men cum is it black?"
"I dont like going on holiday, I have homophobia"
Turns out she thought homophobia was a fear of leaving the house. She in her 30's.
"People from cornwall are so inbred they must have five toes on each foot"
when training a new girl at the store i worked in the tills crashed. The customer had a ten pound note. Her shopping came to £5.05. The poor new girl simply could not work out what change to give her... This wasnt a first day nerves thing either. Further maths questions showed she struggled to add single digit numbers.
Putting alcohol on a fire does not have the same effect as water. It does however leave scorch marks on a wooden floor and the ceiling.
I'm afraid this one involves me... If your a twatty 14yr old and your shoplifting in woolworths, the weird man following you and your friends around isnt a 'nonce', he is in fact the undercover store detective and he does have the power to arrest you.
(, Fri 19 Mar 2010, 4:31, 1 reply)
oo arr moi luvver, that be's true bout dem cornish toesies!oi do got foive 'pon each a me feets, all three of the buggers.
(, Fri 19 Mar 2010, 10:47, closed)
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