Amazing displays of ignoranceSandettie Light Vessel Automatic tells us: "My dad's friend told us there's no such thing as gravity - it's just the weight of air holding us down". Tell us of times you've been floored by abject stupidity. "Whenever I read the Daily Express" is not a valid answer.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 18 Mar 2010, 16:48)
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Finishing with a late run....I worked in a pub. There was food served at lunchtimes. We were famed (among other things) for our chicken curry, served with rice, chips and all the trimmings, classy joint this was. I was setting up before opening for lunch one warm and sunny Friday when the 'phone rang. The following happened..
"Good Morning, Frog and Nightgown*"
"Hello. Are you serving lunches today?"
"We certainly are madam, 12 'til 3pm"
"Are you serving the chicken curry at all? Only we did wonder, what with the weather being warm out, whether you would?"
"....Erm... yes, we're serving the full menu"
"Are you sure? I mean it's forecast to be another hot day today"
"Oh yes, definately got chicken curry, and all the other favourites on..You know that chicken curry's sort of from a hot country?"
"Is it? oh.. right. See you in a while then"
"Look forward to it, goodbye"
Bless...
*May not be the pub's real name....
(, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 23:00, 3 replies)
The Frog and Nightgown...Would make a great pub name :)
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snee held his breath since, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 9:40,
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we haveThe Frog in The Radiator
(, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 9:53, closed)
The Frog and Chickenwireis the name of the pub I shall open when I rule the galaxy
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shinyshinyscalp less a man, more a way of life, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 10:36,
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