Amazing displays of ignoranceSandettie Light Vessel Automatic tells us: "My dad's friend told us there's no such thing as gravity - it's just the weight of air holding us down". Tell us of times you've been floored by abject stupidity. "Whenever I read the Daily Express" is not a valid answer.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 18 Mar 2010, 16:48)
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Final one from me this week...My ex-wife, when I asked her if she fancied going to the pub, as my mate had just phoned and said a few people were having a few afternoon pints:
"No, I've got enough friends of my own already that I'm too busy to keep in touch with!"
My ex-wife, when were splitting up:
"I don't know any of your mates..."
The first one qualifies on its own, I reckon; the second one though... words really do fail me O_o
(, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 8:59, Reply)
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