Amazing displays of ignoranceSandettie Light Vessel Automatic tells us: "My dad's friend told us there's no such thing as gravity - it's just the weight of air holding us down". Tell us of times you've been floored by abject stupidity. "Whenever I read the Daily Express" is not a valid answer.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 18 Mar 2010, 16:48)
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A few months agoI was merrily strolling down the street in Exeter listening to some music when I was stopped by a couple of attractive Asian females. Students at the university was my assumption.
As I divested myself of headphones, they asked me for directions to the Odeon.
Turning round to show the way I sniggered somewhat, and pointing to the building about 50 metres away I said "you see that massive building with Odeon written on it in huge letters?"
They looked mortified. I was amused.
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 10:48,
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You should have said"you see that massive building with Odeon written on it in huge letters? well, it's half a mile the other side of that."
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disasterprone "Pyjamas caused the Holocaust", Thu 25 Mar 2010, 10:53,
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