Amazing displays of ignoranceSandettie Light Vessel Automatic tells us: "My dad's friend told us there's no such thing as gravity - it's just the weight of air holding us down". Tell us of times you've been floored by abject stupidity. "Whenever I read the Daily Express" is not a valid answer.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 18 Mar 2010, 16:48)
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i workin a specialist clothing (it's quite specific so i won't mention what exactly we sell) shop in a somewhat inbred little mill town somewhere in the north west. I shouldn't really have to elaborate beyond that, but at least 3 times a week I have this telephone conversation:
"Hello "
"I'm looking at one of your items on eBay. Can you tell me what size I'll need?"
(...ok...)
"What item is it sir?"
"A jacket."
"We stock approximately 200 styles of jacket sir."
~wavy lines whilst customer bothers arse to find stock code~
"It's X. Can you tell me what size I'll need?"
"Yes sir, what are your measurements?"
"Well, I'm quite big..."
This can and has run for up to 30 mins before now. Sigh.
(, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 12:41, Reply)
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