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What's the stupidest thing you've ever heard a tourist say? Ever heard an American talking about visiting "Scotchland, England", or (and this one is actually real) a Japanese couple talking about the correct way to say Clapham is actually Clatham, as "ph" sounds are pronounced "th". Which has a certain logic really. UPDATE: Please, no more Loogabarooga stories. It's getting like, "and I opened my eyes and my mum had left me a cup of tea!"

(, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 16:31)
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In Cambridge I was walking down Sidney Street during my lunch hour and two gorgeous young American girls asked me where the nearest internet cafe was. I politely gave them directions to one just along from the Corn Exchange, and they thanked me and went on their way.

Can you believe they didn't ask me to come back to their place for a threesome? The stupidity!
(, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 16:19, Reply)

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