DRIVE NAKED
That's the most entertaining bumper sticker to have on your car, especially if you are a guy (so you can drive around topless with no worries) with long hair: so many people speeding up to look.

The most memorable responses were the CIA type car with the guy in dark glasses with a dark suit, shaking his finger at us, and then the stony faced pissed off elderly lady (oops, we traumatized someone). But mostly people drive by laughing, which is arguably as good as having not distracted people in traffic.

[edit: this sticker is my own invention, btw, it will never make me a dime but hey: bragging rights!]
(Smoked Oysters Yes, magick helmet! And I will give you a sample!, Sun 7 Apr 2013, 12:54, 5 replies)

WELL AREN'T YOU JUST A KERRAAAZY GUY!

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Sun 7 Apr 2013, 13:05, closed)

I prefer the bumper sticker that a bloke at work had printed at some market stall while on holiday in Bali. It just says "Suck My Dick".
( Ken Oath, Sun 7 Apr 2013, 15:13, closed)

Why?
Did you take it as an invitation?
(Kyzia was here on, Mon 8 Apr 2013, 22:54, closed)

WAKIWAKIWAKIWAKIWAKI

( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sun 7 Apr 2013, 15:43, closed)

HILARIOUS!!!!!1!ELEVEN!!

( janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Mon 8 Apr 2013, 1:00, closed)