Surprise!Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver asks: Ever given granny a heart attack on her 90th birthday or knocked down the wall between the living room and kitchen by mistake before the wife gets home? Tell us tales of surprises and their fluffy and/or messy endings.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 4 Apr 2013, 12:10)
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Yeah, also if you look at the bit on stopping distances carefully it reveals a zionist plot to replace all the world's major politial figures with cyborgs using the alien technology that was hidden in the Ark of the Covenant. WAKE UP SHEEPLE!!!
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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sun 7 Apr 2013, 16:49,
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Stopping distances are easyJust speed + speed squared / 20
I'm fucked if they ever update them to something newer than a Morris Minor.
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