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Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver asks: Ever given granny a heart attack on her 90th birthday or knocked down the wall between the living room and kitchen by mistake before the wife gets home? Tell us tales of surprises and their fluffy and/or messy endings.

(I helped save b3ta! Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 4 Apr 2013, 12:10)
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So, I was sitting under this tree
When an apple fell on my head.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 9 Apr 2013, 16:39, 7 replies)
Were you surprised at the gravity of the situation?

(I helped save b3ta! Ghoti Fingers, Tue 9 Apr 2013, 19:19, closed)
What sort of apple?

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 9 Apr 2013, 19:21, closed)
The entire Beatles back catalogue, horrific injuries ensued

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 9 Apr 2013, 19:58, closed)
Shame it wasn't a paving slab.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 9 Apr 2013, 19:45, closed)
an iSlab!

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 9 Apr 2013, 19:59, closed)
Stop bullying me, you bullying bullier!

(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 10 Apr 2013, 9:09, closed)
You were meant to be sitting in the bath.

(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Wed 10 Apr 2013, 8:47, closed)

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