My first proper bird
The first bird what let me shag her, was a dirty old thing. The only thing though, was that she was a bit of a porker. I didnt care, she let me spunk in her mouth and that. I was 18, and not used to having to be tactful.

I remember the scene; my parents house, the lounge. 'Rents hopefully sleeping. I'm straddling her ample chest and I've just 'released' into her mouth and she's practically gargling it. Wonderful. I suddenly feel elated, happier than ever (endorphin rush obviously) and I feel connected to her on a level I have never connected with anyone before. I dont mean in a sticky way, but in a, soulmates for ever way. I don't think theres any way I can ruin this moment, just savour it Coke, dont say anyhing, dont say anything.

Kate?
Yes baby?
Have you always been fat? Or were you born normal sized?

I honestly wanted to know, I wasn't looking to offend. We didnt stay together long afer that.
( I have run out of coke is a little sweaty, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 13:58, 2 replies)

It's best to try not to say the first thing that pops into your head after ejaculating
I've found that it's usually tactless / stupid / irrelevant / bizarre, and often gets you into trouble. I think the brain circuits are still scrambled, even as your rapidly deflating cock shrivels into sticky slug mode.
(moon monkey is busy making memories worth repressing, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 14:11, closed)

"Sticky slug mode" made me chuckle. Very apt description.
(tyrellsOwl, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 16:50, closed)