Just for you
Back in the distant past, when "DJ" meant "annoying tit who is paid by the record companies to talk over records so you can't tape them from the radio", I heard one of these idiots doing a dedication. The listener had requested a record to be played for them as they were getting married that day.

So what tune did the vinyl-meister choose to spin for the happy couple on their special day? It was called "You left me just when I needed you most"...

Still, not as bad as that football stadium disaster where loads of people got crushed: the TV cut away to an advert, which happened to have the song "Take my breath away" playing over it...
(moon monkey is busy making memories worth repressing, Wed 9 Nov 2011, 10:22, 2 replies)

My sibling was overly amused
by someone requesting Me and Mrs Jones for his wife, on their wedding anniversary.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 9 Nov 2011, 16:37, closed)

I always thought that particular disaster
would have benefitted from a charity album containing:

"All I Need Is The Air That I Breathe"
"Don't Stand So Close To Me"

and so on.

Have a click.
(Dildo Bugger destroyed a ring on, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 6:34, closed)