Teenage PartiesAh, the heady days when catering consisted of a crate of lager and some vodka illicitly extracted by whoever looked oldest, decoration consisted of removing any breakable furniture and the morning after was just the morning and not the rest of the week.
Tell us who you snogged, where you threw up and who just would not leave.
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chthonic, Thu 13 Apr 2006, 10:20)
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I was going to tell a different story but Carling, Pint ofHas reminded me of this oneI was at a party deep in the suburbs and I had crashed upstairs as it was impossible for me to get home (too skint for a taxi) I'd had maybe an hours kip so i decide to head downstairs to see if anyone was still up. So I step into the hall and there's about 7 or 8 fellas huddled and whispering. I ask what's going on and I'm rapidly hushed up
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3............. BAM!
We all burst through the door into a little girls bedroom, she was on holiday with the parents at the time, but there in her bed was a chap we'll call Shane Mccaffery for I'm pretty sure that was his name, we was wearing nothing but a pair of manky white socks and was enthusiastically stroking his manhood. in unison we yelled
"SNARED ON WANKING" and laughed and gereard told us to "fughmnhm ye busss...." and was dragged out of bed by the other chaps.
It took him years to get people to forget about this, hopefully I can jog a few memories
No apologies for length as Gerard certainly didn't have to
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VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Thu 13 Apr 2006, 15:20,
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