My legendary 16th
When I was a teenager, me parents were pretty liberal. I had moved to a new school a few weeks before my 16th birthday and I asked if I could have a party as it would be a good way to make some new friends. Being the liberal (or foolish) parents they were, they bought me a stack of beer, went away for the weekend and told me that I could indeed have that party.

Many events happened that night but one of the most memorable was when a stripper turned up dressed as a copper. I genuinely panicked and, in my Thunderbird fuelled state, really thought I was done-for. It wasn't until she started getting her kit off did I cotton on.

It turned out that my Dad had arranged her as a present. It also turned out that my older brother had been left in charge of the money for her and he got a discount by asking her not to take her top off and pocketed the cash. Bastard!

Another memorable moment was me copping off with a girl who, I later discovered, was affectionatly known at school as "Bucket Fanny". One of my parent's only rules was that no-one used their bedroom. However I had the key and snuck in there with Bucket. I thought that I had got away with it until the next day, when my folks returned, I was asked why there was blood on their sheets. Turned out that Bucket was on her period and we had not turned on the lights. Nice of her to tell me! Didn't matter though, I just blamed it on my brother.
(Tom Jones's Mojo Hasn't had any since, Tue 18 Apr 2006, 13:18, Reply)