Terrible foodBack when I was a student, we had a "clear out the fridge" party. Everyone brought what they had left and the idea was to make a big meal out of it.
The stew/casserole/whatever was going surprisingly well until someone added the tin of mackerel in tomato sauce they'd been hoarding all year.
What's the worst thing you've ever cooked or eaten? Who's the worst cook you've encountered?
[and yes, we've asked this before, but way, way back before we had the fancy QOTW pages]
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chthonic, Thu 17 May 2007, 10:23)
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ButcheryOn a holiday in Nepal, i promised myself i would not touch the meat after seeing (and smelling) a 'meat shop'. They can't be called a butchers as that would be an insult to butchers everywhere.
After 24 hours spent shitting rivers having failed to wash my hands after handling the currency, i was desperately hungry so tucked into a chicken curry. It was delicious, but whereas in the UK we tend to make it with boneless pieces of chicken, the Nepalese tend to get a whole chicken, and then give it to a pissed off schizophrenic with a cleaver to dice it, bones, feathers and all. Not very nice when you come across these pieces!
The following day i saw a dog in one of these meat shops. It was only the rear end, tail and all, no hair left, and layed out so that it's cock was proudly on display and it's sphincter was winking at me. When i next go there, i will stick to a strictly vegetarian diet!
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more balanced than jeremy beadle It wasn't me..., Sat 19 May 2007, 13:19,
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