Terrible ParentingMy parents used to lock my brother, sister and I in the car while they went to the pub for a "quick one" after work. This quick one might last several hours, during which they would send bottles of Indian Tonic Water to us by way of refreshment.
On one particularly cold evening, bored stupid, we lit a small bonfire on the back seat of the car using the cigarette lighter and the contents of the glove box. We owe our lives to passing winos. (BTW: Please no more Maddie or Jesus gags, they've been done.)
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 16 Aug 2007, 9:47)
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First bornObviously being the first born my dad took a while to get used to having a child. One day he took me in my pram to the chemists on an errand and left the pram outside. (This was in the days before peodophiles of course). It wasn't till much later when he got home that my mother queried him on my whereabouts. Yup! left outside the chemists.
And they wonder why I have issues.
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girlinthehole, Thu 16 Aug 2007, 13:23,
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