Terrible ParentingMy parents used to lock my brother, sister and I in the car while they went to the pub for a "quick one" after work. This quick one might last several hours, during which they would send bottles of Indian Tonic Water to us by way of refreshment.
On one particularly cold evening, bored stupid, we lit a small bonfire on the back seat of the car using the cigarette lighter and the contents of the glove box. We owe our lives to passing winos. (BTW: Please no more Maddie or Jesus gags, they've been done.)
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 16 Aug 2007, 9:47)
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Rabbit Proof Fence?@ Jim the Cat.
My niece and nephew had a rabbit which they pretty much ignored just like yourself and your sister did. Eventually, my brother got pissed off and gave the rabbit away to a breeder. He then went and dug a rabbit-sized hole under the garden fence so as to make it look like Fluffy had done a bunk. It took the kids four days to notice his disappearance and that was with large hints like "Where's Fluffy?" being dropped by my brother and the missus.
(, Thu 16 Aug 2007, 15:12, Reply)
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