My Dad has got a really sick sense of humour....
....so my brothers and I had a pretty hard time of it, putting up with his pranks over the years.

His torments include;
Making us watch horror movies at a very young age (often against our will) and then making us endure really sick pranks. One time we were watching Poltergeist when all of a sudded, all of our ornaments started flying accross the living room. We all shat ourselves, obviously, until we saw my Dad in stitches. The b@st@rd had attached string to all the ornaments and pulled at an opportune moment. I'm pretty sure this constitutes child abuse.

Another one of his sick pranks was to send us to the shops/supermarket with pennies to pay for the goods (just to amuse the sad git I reckon). The worst occaision was when he send me to the Supermarket with £7.00 in pennies to buy a big pack of nappies for my lil bro. I was about 13 at the time and was mega embarrased at the checkout to be paying the disgruntled cashir £7.00 in pennies. The worse thing was that it was 10p down !!!(probably on purpose the tw@t!) and I had to go home and get the extra 10p then go back, queue up and then have my 700 pennies counted again. WHAT A C*NT!!

I could go on forver with my Dad's shitey sick behaviour but i'll save that for another day.

I did tell my Pops age 18 what a b@st@rd he was and got a full apology.
He hasn't changed much tho although it's much easier for me nowadays as an adult cos I can tell him to F*ck Off when he tries to take the piss.

Parents eh?!!!!!!
( DUMBLONDE is a rubber lover girl, Thu 16 Aug 2007, 15:27, Reply)