Terrible ParentingMy parents used to lock my brother, sister and I in the car while they went to the pub for a "quick one" after work. This quick one might last several hours, during which they would send bottles of Indian Tonic Water to us by way of refreshment.
On one particularly cold evening, bored stupid, we lit a small bonfire on the back seat of the car using the cigarette lighter and the contents of the glove box. We owe our lives to passing winos. (BTW: Please no more Maddie or Jesus gags, they've been done.)
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 16 Aug 2007, 9:47)
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We're bad parents...We sent our kids our kids away for a couple of weeks to stay with their grandparents, they had a great time.
While they were away, we took the opportunity to 'tidy' their rooms -- which is a euphemism for 'throw away half their toys'.
They haven't noticed so far...
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reallywittyname veraciously conspues lexiphanicism on, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 11:56,
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