Terrible ParentingMy parents used to lock my brother, sister and I in the car while they went to the pub for a "quick one" after work. This quick one might last several hours, during which they would send bottles of Indian Tonic Water to us by way of refreshment.
On one particularly cold evening, bored stupid, we lit a small bonfire on the back seat of the car using the cigarette lighter and the contents of the glove box. We owe our lives to passing winos. (BTW: Please no more Maddie or Jesus gags, they've been done.)
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 16 Aug 2007, 9:47)
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Kinda luckyMa and Pa Jugular had difficult childhoods themselves so did everything they could to make my childhood good. And indeed it was, they deserve not to be denegrated here.
So....have this instead....
My brother and sister in law breed, and although they're not bad parents, he looks like Ralf Little and she looks like Vicky Pollard.
Their children are lovely at the moment, but OMG, they are going to be the ugliest adults ever.
(, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 13:16, Reply)
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