Terrible ParentingMy parents used to lock my brother, sister and I in the car while they went to the pub for a "quick one" after work. This quick one might last several hours, during which they would send bottles of Indian Tonic Water to us by way of refreshment.
On one particularly cold evening, bored stupid, we lit a small bonfire on the back seat of the car using the cigarette lighter and the contents of the glove box. We owe our lives to passing winos. (BTW: Please no more Maddie or Jesus gags, they've been done.)
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 16 Aug 2007, 9:47)
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My mate's dadSounds like Cpt's dad, actually...
His dad would only let him travel in the car boot.
He murdered and then ate his mum.
Then he taught his son how to whine self indulgently.
Then smashed his teeth in with a hammer.
Eventually he got so angry with my mate he exploded.
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disasterprone "Pyjamas caused the Holocaust", Wed 22 Aug 2007, 12:33,
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