Terrible ParentingMy parents used to lock my brother, sister and I in the car while they went to the pub for a "quick one" after work. This quick one might last several hours, during which they would send bottles of Indian Tonic Water to us by way of refreshment.
On one particularly cold evening, bored stupid, we lit a small bonfire on the back seat of the car using the cigarette lighter and the contents of the glove box. We owe our lives to passing winos. (BTW: Please no more Maddie or Jesus gags, they've been done.)
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 16 Aug 2007, 9:47)
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Nothing to do with the subject..... but I saw 2 girls in the waiting room at St Neots station yesterday in bra tops, and hotpants.
Bearing in mind the inclement weather (as the announcement at Kings Cross had repeatedly alerted me)they were dressed completely inappropriately for the conditions.
Mind you they did both have nipples like chapel hat pegs poking out from their tops so some good came of it..
.. now back to the Terrible Parenting.
(, Wed 22 Aug 2007, 14:02, Reply)
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