Terrible ParentingMy parents used to lock my brother, sister and I in the car while they went to the pub for a "quick one" after work. This quick one might last several hours, during which they would send bottles of Indian Tonic Water to us by way of refreshment.
On one particularly cold evening, bored stupid, we lit a small bonfire on the back seat of the car using the cigarette lighter and the contents of the glove box. We owe our lives to passing winos. (BTW: Please no more Maddie or Jesus gags, they've been done.)
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Cap'n HOh ST NEOT's Station? - Silly me, I meant NEW ST Station! - What a co-incidence though eh? Two sets of ladies wearing such inappropriate attire on the same day. Good job I was on hand to warm at least a couple of them up. My heart goes out to you if yours were like bulldogs licking piss off a stinging nettle. Mine weren’t.
Not that I’ve anything against unattractive ladies you understand…It’s just that…well….I wouldn’t. Pooflake has standards. They’re low…very low…but they’re there.
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Pooflake braces for an onslaught..., Wed 22 Aug 2007, 14:47,
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