Terrible ParentingMy parents used to lock my brother, sister and I in the car while they went to the pub for a "quick one" after work. This quick one might last several hours, during which they would send bottles of Indian Tonic Water to us by way of refreshment.
On one particularly cold evening, bored stupid, we lit a small bonfire on the back seat of the car using the cigarette lighter and the contents of the glove box. We owe our lives to passing winos. (BTW: Please no more Maddie or Jesus gags, they've been done.)
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 16 Aug 2007, 9:47)
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Captain haddockCaveat eh! There's a word not bandied about much. A word that only Rachelswipe would understand. I had to look it up - not done that for a while.
Also can I just share with the B3ta populace the warm fuzzy feeling I got when I opened my office desk drawer and found a Werthers Original I had forgotton about. Yum!
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girlinthehole, Wed 22 Aug 2007, 14:51,
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