Well, that taught 'emSammi Evil Nice writes "I shared with two students, and it was always the same; whenever it was near to paytime, my milk *and only this* would disappear.
One of them, John, was a lovely bloke but allergic to nuts. John makes tea. Soon after, John starts swelling up.
ME: Runs, administers epi-pen. "You're going into anaphalactic shock."
HIM: "How do you know?"
ME: "I put almond oil in my milk."
What have you done to teach somebody a lesson?
(, Thu 26 Apr 2007, 14:54)
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stickyAt the age of seven, me and my half albino friend (yes, thats right!)would regularly go back to his house after school. Problem was, at the end of his garden where we liked to play, was a fence.
Other side of that fence was a lot of bigger boys who would spend their time smashing up my half albino mates fence.
So we get a bucket, and collect up every bit of cat shit, dog shit, mud, mouldy fruit and veg from the compost heap, and put it into the bucket. After Pissing and shitting in it ourselves we stir it up, and leave it and a chair by the fence and carry on playing.
When the big boys start kicking the ball at the fence, we start to mouth them off (as much as a seven year old can). Leaving their ball alone they promptly come over to the fence and start kicking it. Needless to say, we tip it over them. The battle is won and they smell of shit.
Apologies for length and obvious outcome.
(, Thu 26 Apr 2007, 18:06, Reply)
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