Embarrassing attempt at bullying me
Now I'm not going to start this off with how I'm a 6'2" Atheletic Scottish ex-soldier. But Well I am. Anyhoo this was not always the case I was one of the smart kids at school but still a bit of a hit with the ladies *toots own trumpet*
So obviously this made some people jelous (i.e. thick ugly feckers)

Three of whom, lead by the skinniest short guy I can remember, decided to try and bully me. Now I say try. It was all verbal stuff, and the other two where in a few of my classes and always said sorry to me and how the other guy was a twat.
Kinda shit bullying. Anyhoo one night I goto a house party at the prettiest girl in the village's house. After a few drinks I decide to head home, light up a smoke and make my way down the hill. Half way down I hear a "rarrrrrrrr" and turn round to see what it is. Its the leader and one of the other guys. Now I know most people who are being bullied would run at this point, I however pointed out these guys where the worst bullies in history. so i just carry on walking. They eventually catch up with me and stop shouting "rarrr".
Me:"hey whats up?"
Them:"uh nothing"
They end up walking me to my door and I stay outside and finish my smoke. Chatting to them.
Flick my butt on the floor, one of them picks it up and tries to smoke it, its out. I inform them I'm hungry and off in for some food. They say they'll see me later and bugger off up the street.
5 mins later i goto the Chip shop across the street and the girl inside asks if i'm alright. I say yeah I'm fine thanks how are you, turns out the two guys say they beat the crap out of me. I laugh this off and tell her what happened. This goes around the whole school and the guys are a laughing stock, 2 against one and they didn't even have the stones to start anything. That showed them I guess.

Length? Why do you think i was so popular with the ladies? wasn't my involvement with the Math club thats for sure.
( Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Sun 29 Apr 2007, 20:43, Reply)