Well, that taught 'emSammi Evil Nice writes "I shared with two students, and it was always the same; whenever it was near to paytime, my milk *and only this* would disappear.
One of them, John, was a lovely bloke but allergic to nuts. John makes tea. Soon after, John starts swelling up.
ME: Runs, administers epi-pen. "You're going into anaphalactic shock."
HIM: "How do you know?"
ME: "I put almond oil in my milk."
What have you done to teach somebody a lesson?
(, Thu 26 Apr 2007, 14:54)
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Stupidity?Does this fall into the category of idiocy, stupidity or darwinian?
I was trying to hammer a small nail into a piece of wood for reasons that escape me - I'm sure it was important.
Anyway, it was a tight space, it was hot, I was hungover and I just couldn't manage it.
In my infinite wisdom, I thought:
"If I put my thumb over the head of the nail, that'll steady it" - you might see where this is going very quickly
I'm sure you can picture the scene - man on ladder, carefully lining up the nail, thumb and hammer....
I then hit my thumb with that there hammer.
After I stopped screaming like a girl and after I'd removed the nail from my thumb and cleaned up all the blood, I deduced that, perhaps, that wasn't the wisest thing I'd ever done.
That taught me....
(, Tue 1 May 2007, 12:39, Reply)
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