Give it up, love, you're old.
I used to work for this woman who was pushing 40, but not ready to let go of her youth. Of all the staff in the place, she would always try and hang around with the 18 year old kids, and she would desperately try to ingratiate herself into the youthful groups with these god-awful jokes, usually about pokemon.

She was a nice enough person, and a pretty good boss, but the crap she would come out with made you cringe. You just wanted to disappear into a dark hole and not come out till the government ban the over 30's from talking about anything other than mortgages and car repayments.

Of course, now I'm over 30, it's my turn to make you little shitbags cringe in disgust. So.... that Pikachu, eh? Cute little rabbit-thing, isn't she! Found them all yet?
( Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 14:01, 1 reply)

Pffft
making teenagers cringe is easy and fun.
I discuss my sexual adventures with over 50s or preferably their mum...
( FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Wed 24 Jun 2009, 18:01, closed)