Internet Banking
"Get online banking, everything is so much easier" they all told me. My parents have been using internet banking for years and swear by it. So after many years of resisting it (I haven't even had a good reason for it other than horrendous amounts of internet trolling making me paranoid) I signed up a few months ago.

Yep, it's good, and it's convenient, and it's paved the way for some Singaporean cunt to steal over £1550 from my account in the last couple of days. Yep, thanks for that.
(PNurse, Sat 9 Nov 2013, 16:32, 5 replies)

How the hell did that happen?
And more importantly which bank was it?
( Ghoti Fingers, Sat 9 Nov 2013, 16:39, closed)

It happened because ALIENS

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sat 9 Nov 2013, 16:41, closed)

No idea, it was eight separate transactions to the same account over two days. Bank are paying up, but I'm surprised they cleared the transactions in the first place. They were quick enough to block my card when I tried to buy a pint in Detroit airport a couple of years ago.
(PNurse, Sat 9 Nov 2013, 16:44, closed)

gutted
good luck getting affordable insurance or any kind of credit
( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Sun 10 Nov 2013, 2:06, closed)

If you must use your debit card to purchase porn,
this will happen.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Mon 11 Nov 2013, 8:57, closed)