Haha oh that Crazy Jeremy and his crazy chequebook.
Oh that Crazy Jeremy. Haha. I can't stop laughing. They wouldn't accept the cheque, even Crazy Jeremy's crazy chequebook, and in fact a lot of shops don't. I'm not even sure there is a shop that still accepts cheques anymore. But I'm rambling now.

I'm still laughing obviously at Crazy Jeremy and his crazy antics, and when his crazy cheque wasn't accepted the only logical course of action, baring in mind it's not the cashier that is at fault here, since she's just following the company policy, decides to give her shit-covered cash. CRAZY shit-covered cash. How delightfully crazy. Yes you really won the day in the name of truth, honour, justice and crazy chequebooks. How dare the cashier, through no option of her own, disallow the crazy cheque? Crazy cheques are worth more than regular cheques as well. All this would've been resolved a lot easily and less pooey if she just rallied against her company's policy, accepted the cheque, lost her job and allowed you and Crazy Jeremy on your merry way with your assortment of essentials. What a bitch. Not a crazy bitch though. She is not good enough to be deemed crazy. Only Crazy Jeremy can do that, the god like figure that he is.

So, oh yes I'm laughing throughout by the way, there you go. Such unadulterated craziness. You disregard the public order act and bounce around the "hur hur hur legal tender in poo is still legal tender hur hur hur" legal loophole and win the day. Well done you and crazy Crazy Jeremy.

Assuming this actually happened of course. Crazy!
( Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 9:26, 4 replies)

I used to work in a bookshop.
On one occasion, a homeless chap came in & asked if I could change up some coins to a £10 note. It wasn't until he dropped them into my cupped hands that I noticed they were covered in shit.
I wouldn't wish that on anyone. Not even a 'jobsworth' who dares not to accept cheques, as per store policy.
(In short: Jeremy sounds like a right cunt).
( Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 9:37, closed)

you won't accept this freshly minted guinea for these pringles and a copy of NUTS? Well I've never heard of such a thing!
*monocle falls out*
*poops everywhere*
(hot white cum, YEAH! i will show you 0wnage in a handful of posts, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 9:56, closed)

oh and don't forget: she was fat!

(hot white cum, YEAH! i will show you 0wnage in a handful of posts, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 9:56, closed)

*click*
(Though I'm not sure why, given that it's only a reply...)
( Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 16:08, closed)