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Smash Wogan writes, "we all love our Mums, but we all know that Mums can be cunts, throwing out our carefully hoarded crap that we know is going to be worth millions some day."

What priceless junk have you lost because someone just threw it out?

Zero points for "all my porn". Unless it was particularly good porn...

(I helped save b3ta! chthonic, Thu 14 Aug 2008, 16:32)
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Is there such a thing
as bad porn?
(I helped save b3ta! calibrax loves teh hamsters (not in that way), Thu 14 Aug 2008, 22:43, 12 replies)
Yes.
Yes there is.
(I helped save b3ta! Willwillwritehiswill An arse like a slapped face., Thu 14 Aug 2008, 22:46, closed)
.
Yes.
(Vusys Nothing to see here, move along, Thu 14 Aug 2008, 22:46, closed)
Ohh Yes
I'll get some examples ...

Goes off to hunt for links, gets scared and confused, kills tramp
(I helped save b3ta! Cheeses of Nazareth Where's Captain Kirk? www.whereiskirk.com, Thu 14 Aug 2008, 22:48, closed)
Yes.
Gay any guys getting spanked does not do it for me. And plotlines. No need for those.
(I helped save b3ta! crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Thu 14 Aug 2008, 22:49, closed)
Lots.
But I will be kind and not post any of it.
(I helped save b3ta! The Resident Loon Not a demographic. Do not measure., Thu 14 Aug 2008, 22:51, closed)
Yes
If you love something there will alwayways be pics of someone killing it with a hard-on, thats bad-porn.
(Phlegmcake Chewy in a runny kind of way, Thu 14 Aug 2008, 22:54, closed)
abso-f*ckin-lutely!
prime example being pig porn.
trust me, its not pretty
(babyjak, Thu 14 Aug 2008, 23:24, closed)
My uncle
has lots of porn which my cousin used to raid. I am still in awe of his tale of the german porn which had the original Grange Hill theme tune playing through it, complete with a money shot right at the tune's finale.

I had that tune as a ringtone for ages after he told me. I still giggle.
(I helped save b3ta! baw__bag contains traces of nuts on, Fri 15 Aug 2008, 4:52, closed)
Hamster porn?
Being incredibly bored one day, I renamed a random (non-porn) .avi file to "hamster_porn.avi" and offered it as a share on Kazaa.

Within 2 hours it had been downloaded 32 times. WTF?
(I helped save b3ta! snee held his breath since, Fri 15 Aug 2008, 8:26, closed)
SOFT PORN
People who like porn don't like soft porn.
People who don't like porn don't like soft porn.

What is the point in soft porn?
(oneinthepink is at your cervix m'lady, Fri 15 Aug 2008, 8:32, closed)
^
it's a gateway thing. Get 'em hooked on the vaselined lens.
(I helped save b3ta! crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Fri 15 Aug 2008, 8:42, closed)
Midget in a Suitcase
I rest my (suit)case.
(I helped save b3ta! Weejock, Fri 15 Aug 2008, 11:32, closed)

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