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I keep getting collared by a bloke who says that the war in Afghanistan is a cover for our Illuminati Freemason Shapeshifting Lizard masters to corner the market in mind-bending drugs. "It's true," he says, "I heard it on TalkSport". Tell us your stories of encounters with tinfoil hatters.

Thanks to Davros' Granddad

(, Thu 27 Aug 2009, 13:52)
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I suspect that most conspiracy theorists
believe what they say in the same way as Christians who'll argue for hours that Armageddon is near, but still have their money in term deposits.
(, Sat 29 Aug 2009, 18:57, 4 replies)
WTF
fuck off, fuck right off, do not pass go and don't even think about the change
(, Sat 29 Aug 2009, 20:11, closed)
clearly not a conspiracy theorist
as your arguments are too relevant.
(, Sat 29 Aug 2009, 20:41, closed)
What's wrong with that?
I mean if someone has 100% total belief in the End of Days, why would they have a long term investment (assuming said investment wouldn't pay off until post-EoD)?
And if you don't believe the Bible is accurate then... well, you're not a good enough Christian for your offence to carry any real apology-warranting clout, is it?

I mean if he'd said "all Christians are idiots lollorz cos Aetheism sez their isn't a god" then fair enough- he should fuck right off.
(, Mon 31 Aug 2009, 1:05, closed)
Yes, for people that extoll their love of christ
they never seem to be in any rush, for them or their loved one to meet him......you'd think they'd find a way to get there faster,but nooooooo
(, Mon 31 Aug 2009, 15:12, closed)

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