Conspiracy theory nuttersI keep getting collared by a bloke who says that the war in Afghanistan is a cover for our Illuminati Freemason Shapeshifting Lizard masters to corner the market in mind-bending drugs. "It's true," he says, "I heard it on TalkSport". Tell us your stories of encounters with tinfoil hatters.
Thanks to Davros' Granddad
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 27 Aug 2009, 13:52)
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Following on from DG's post below.....www.b3ta.com/questions/tinfoilhelmet/post510013
According to this neighbour of ours (who is otherwise a smashing bloke) there are secret cameras inside games consoles, DVD
players etc, filming our every move...
He also told SJ that we're all going to be micro-chipped against our will, under the presumption that this will be more effective than ID cards. These microchips will allegedly contain information such as NI numbers, driving licence details, bank account numbers and the like. But really these chips will be able to control serotonin levels in our brains, making us more "open to suggestion", thus ultimately influencing our behaviour and the decisions we make.....
FFS!
His wife is also party to all this and has been sucked in left, right and Chelsea. Yet not enough to stop her wanting another child...? Their son has just turned 6 and he's such a sweetheart - yet they are quite determined to "reveal The Truth" to him sooner rather than later. "The Truth About Swine 'Flu" is even affecting her job! Her morals have been seriously challenged as she works within the NHS and has had to attend meetings about the swine 'flu spread and inocculation programme (where we are all forced at gunpoint to have the vaccination). Oh, and like swine 'flu, the AIDS virus was also manufactured to wipe out huge chunks of the human population, thus enabling the future take-over of Earth by shape-shifting lizard/alien/Illuminati hybrids.
It's like living next door to Sculder and Mully - THE TRUTH IS OUT THERE. Ergo, The Truth Is Next Door....
I really shouldn't be divulging all this you know....
*quickly fashions tin foil hat just in case*
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Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Sat 29 Aug 2009, 20:33,
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Butserotonin has nothing to do with making people 'more open to suggestion', and even if it did you could counteract the chip by just eating lots of nuts and turkey anyway. I wish these loons would at least base their craziness on real science.
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...Actually, there is a camera in Sky+ boxes, and there is a deal with Google to access the camera so they can (in the future) supply adverts that are relevent to whoever they recognise in the room.
This is no joke.
(, Sun 30 Aug 2009, 16:46, closed)
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