My friend is convinced that the milk you get in the supermarket doesn't actually come from cows
so far he has offered no suggestion as to where it does come from; either because he isn't sure, or because it's too horrific and we're not ready to hear the truth.

To be fair, I can't completely dismiss him because I've never actually witnessed a cow being milked in real life.

On related topic; I can't fucking wait for them to introduce that chip in the back of your hand that tracks all your information and has all your money stored on it so you can't buy stuff if you don't have one. I'm fed up of walking to the shops to find I left my debit card at home.
(Seance Trumpet has got no beef with a man enjoying a croissant, Sat 29 Aug 2009, 23:36, 6 replies)

me too
It's a way for Barclaycard to make money. When I want a beer after work I always find that I've left my debit card at home, but I always have my Barclaycard in my purse. There's no way that I'll politely decline a beer, but I'll always draw out £100 on the Barclaycard (it costs £2.50 to draw a tenner or a hundred quid out and I want my money's worth, I'm from Yorkshire). Because I have a lot of beer tokens in my purse, not only do I drink more than necessary and so ignore how I've taken the money out in the first place, but I forget the next morning where the extra money has come from and then have a fucking coronary when my visa statement drops on the door mat.

That's a fucking conspiracy
( no longer a user, Sun 30 Aug 2009, 0:37, closed)

My Grandad was a dairy farmer
and he sold milk to the supermarkets. I have witnessed cows being milked. It is true!
( Mrs Entity is in hiding., Sun 30 Aug 2009, 13:25, closed)

How do you know the supermarkets didn't just throw all that milk away
as part of an elaborate cover story. Just like at the start of V when the aliens pretend they need us to make chemicals for them to earn our trust, and then they just throw it away and steal our water.
(Seance Trumpet has got no beef with a man enjoying a croissant, Tue 1 Sep 2009, 18:34, closed)

I myself have milked a cow
thanks to my mother deciding that a few weeks on a farm is every eight-year-old's ideal way to spend a summer.
It's a lot harder than it looks, that milking.
(louveciennes , Volvospotter, Sun 30 Aug 2009, 19:46, closed)

Ever milked a cat
? Come here Mr Jinx
(wobbler, Sun 30 Aug 2009, 20:26, closed)

well


well I have nipples wobbler, can you milk me ? well can you ?
(The Cats Twat, Wed 2 Sep 2009, 15:39, closed)