Conspiracy theory nuttersI keep getting collared by a bloke who says that the war in Afghanistan is a cover for our Illuminati Freemason Shapeshifting Lizard masters to corner the market in mind-bending drugs. "It's true," he says, "I heard it on TalkSport". Tell us your stories of encounters with tinfoil hatters.
Thanks to Davros' Granddad
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 27 Aug 2009, 13:52)
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Rob....at uni in Bristol, sharing a house in the middle of nowhere with Rob.
Rob had a full on zummerzet-vahrmer accent, which made everything he said sound funny to me. Esp. as he used to make fun of my, very mild, Devon accent, saying oi zounded loike a vaaahrmer.
Anyway, Rob wanted a video camera.
'Not 'spensive wun though.'
'Why's that Rob?'
'Wells, I wants it to vilm the ufos out Portishead way. Lots out there, but theys break cameras.'
'right rob..'
Oh, and he's happily spend evenings staring at Venus in the early dusk, wondering what it was. ''E weren'ts there yest'day.'
'It was raining yesterday rob..'
'Arr'
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