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I keep getting collared by a bloke who says that the war in Afghanistan is a cover for our Illuminati Freemason Shapeshifting Lizard masters to corner the market in mind-bending drugs. "It's true," he says, "I heard it on TalkSport". Tell us your stories of encounters with tinfoil hatters.

Thanks to Davros' Granddad

(I helped save b3ta! Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 27 Aug 2009, 13:52)
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The government are testing new psycho-depressive suicide beams, emitted through our TVs at prime-time in an effort to lower the population and keep the public docile…

It’s the only logical explanation why five minutes of the X-Factor makes me want to gouge out my own eyeballs and shove them up my arse.
(Mr Twisty Cheeky The worst kept secret in B3ta..., Tue 1 Sep 2009, 11:16, 7 replies)
and Strictly Come Dancing and Big Brother and Pap Idol....
...the list goes on :(
(Bicycle Repairman "you're also a bit of a wanker", Tue 1 Sep 2009, 11:49, closed)
Just one small question....
WHERE THE FUCK HAVE YOU BEEN???

Oh, and its stuff like this on the box that makes me glad I don't own a television. Until they bring back Tizwaz I'm not gonna fork out my hard earned on one of those damn things.
(I helped save b3ta! SpankyHanky, Tue 1 Sep 2009, 13:29, closed)
Aww...

This was a just a flying visit I'm afraid...a quick 'in and out job', a 'spaff-n-bolt'.

Nice to be missed though.
(Mr Twisty Cheeky The worst kept secret in B3ta..., Tue 1 Sep 2009, 14:40, closed)
The other explanation
is that they're cheap to make, generate their own income, and are enjoyed by bell-ends, and this country is chock-a-fucking-block full of bell-ends.
(magic the cat will someone please think of the kittens, Tue 1 Sep 2009, 13:35, closed)
Hahahaha
I whole heartedly agree, and am now pissing myself at the phrase "bell-ends" for some reason :D
(I helped save b3ta! baw__bag contains traces of nuts on, Tue 1 Sep 2009, 15:12, closed)
If that is the case
They must be putting double strength through daytime telly. Jeremy Kyle is the prime example.
(I helped save b3ta! unsey a frizzy haired fruit since, Tue 1 Sep 2009, 13:48, closed)
But
surely he is a champion for moral justice and a paragon of virtue?

At least that's what I've come to realise from watching him shout at the stupid and go on and on about how his brother was a drug addict.

"I'm having my father's baby" "Sort yer life out!" I think I may series link it.
(I helped save b3ta! baw__bag contains traces of nuts on, Tue 1 Sep 2009, 15:15, closed)

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