ToiletsToilets are weird half public/half private spaces. All sorts of stuff goes on in them. They are devious entrances and exits from venues, places to have sex, to snort drugs or even, get this, to defecate. Tell us your favourite toilet stories.
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chthonic, Fri 2 Sep 2005, 11:11)
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my toilet is borkedspent £150 on shite plumbers who still can't fix it ... am flushing with a bucket at teh moment ... it has a tardis like poly-dimensional topographical quality (the loo, not teh bucket) which makes it impossible to see how it was ever installed ... my toilet therefore is from another dimension ... but that's still no fucking excuse for the plumber not being able to sort it (three fucking visits) ... tomorrow i shall try pooing in a direction consistent with M theory and see what happens ...
ps: just got mcflimby's joke about the architect with the house made backwards from 31 march ... didn't drop my kebab though
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