Leeeds festy
Some of my mates were offered those funnels (see below) and wisely rejected them. However, we cajolled them until they finally gave in and used them (one of them fucking loved it.)

Also, at leeds they have these massive green metal toilets with a big pool underneath that all your shit and piss and tampons end up in. There was a story in the program this year about someone last year, who had drunkenly/drugkenly found his way into the underbelly of this vile contraption, waited for someone to try and take a shit, before sticking his head up through the toilet hole and shouting 'POP-UP PIRATE!' Needles to say, we shouted this at random passers by for the rest of the festival.

Ooh and on of the portaloos I used had a nicely crimped curly turd, with a nice pile of bloody tissues next to it. Very arty, thought I, before flushing the filthy mess.

Not really a story, but for some reason recently I've had quite a bad case of the split-pisses - canny annoying having a seperate stream of yellowy goodness fly off towards the wall/pile of toilet rolls/toilet ducks.



*edit oh yeah and if ever anyone needs sympathy its my mate who had dihorrea at last years Leeds, got through three rolls of bog roll. Bad craic.
(Daveh, Sun 4 Sep 2005, 23:45, Reply)