ToiletsToilets are weird half public/half private spaces. All sorts of stuff goes on in them. They are devious entrances and exits from venues, places to have sex, to snort drugs or even, get this, to defecate. Tell us your favourite toilet stories.
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chthonic, Fri 2 Sep 2005, 11:11)
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oh aye...We had some wickedly boozed up BMXer party at a mates, fuled pretty much entirely by blackthorn and vodka. Naturally, someone reckons that if you drink piss quickly enough, its sterile. So he pisses in a bottle. It doesnt look like enough piss, so another guy pisses in it too. First guy trys to down it, but after like two gulps he projectile pukes right across the kitchen. Nice.
oooh another Leeds festy one, some bloke was going 'does anyone want to see mah piss' and waving a bucket around. I didn't, I just needed one, so I asked if I could use his bucket. The nice chap not only (trustingly) held it for me, he shielded me from passers by to protect my blushes. 'Ah'd only expect that ye'd dee the same fer me if ah was bustin laddie.' Yay.
(, Mon 5 Sep 2005, 0:07, Reply)
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