There's only one Dirty Willy - thank god
Living in a shared house whilst backpacking in Australia I found myself living with a guy I fondly remember as Dirty Willy. Not because he had a dirty willy, mind. Well he probably did because he was dirty and his name was Will. Hence the name. Genius, I know. I digress.

There were about 14 of us in the house – 3 or 4 to a room and one night the four of us who shared a room, and as such had become the closest, found ourselves home alone. We’re being typical lads talking about the birds in the house we’d most like to shag, etc, when willy poses the question: Where have you guys wanked in the house?”

We all admitted to the shower and the toilet. Dirty Willy had done it in every room including one of the other lads rooms. WTF. Next question, again posed by DW. Where have you had a piss in the house?

Again we all admitted to the shower and the rather obvious toilet. DW had gone one better and gone in the kitchen sink. Charming. Third question, again from DW. Where have you gone for a shit in the house?

We all looked at each other and in unison said “IN THE FUCKING TOILET”. Turns out DW had again gone one better(?) and backed one out in the shower. He then told us how he had had to poke it down the plug hole with his fingers.

Ladies and Gentlemen: I give you Dirty Willy.
(Creamy Discharge Freeze Motherstickers, this is a fuck up, Fri 7 Sep 2007, 3:06, Reply)