Too much informationRakky writes "A friend of mine, when quizzed why she was late to the pub, announced 'I was at accident and emergency, having a stuck tampon removed. They had to have a right old dig around for it.' Suffice to say, no one was interested in their Scampi Fries after that."
When have you shared just that little too much?
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chthonic, Thu 6 Sep 2007, 10:09)
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her name was kellyit was late at the festival, everyone had left and as stewards it was our job to hoard everyone towards the exits in a human chain. as we near the dance tent she started what can only be described as trying to beat up an unknown assailant.
"you alright there"
"yeah i just miss dancing, miss the pills. havnt done any in 3 months"
"oh nice one! why'd you give up"
"i was pregnant, but i had a misscarraige"
nice.
sorry about length, it was the unformed arms and legs that left me disgusted tho. someone must have given her thalidomide instead of E. those druggies!
(, Fri 7 Sep 2007, 12:01, Reply)
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