Too much informationRakky writes "A friend of mine, when quizzed why she was late to the pub, announced 'I was at accident and emergency, having a stuck tampon removed. They had to have a right old dig around for it.' Suffice to say, no one was interested in their Scampi Fries after that."
When have you shared just that little too much?
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chthonic, Thu 6 Sep 2007, 10:09)
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Cock burnI frequently use dangerous chemicals in my job, and while I generally handle them with the respect which they deserve, I am only human and occasionally make mistakes.
OK, sometimes I'm just sloppy.
One day I was removing a sample from a fairly concentrated sulphuric acid-based solution. It was just before lunchtime, and I popped out of the office without labcoat or gloves, picked out the sample, rinsed it and dried it. However I must have managed to get a bit of acid on my hands because I then went for a pee.....
and a few minutes later, I had a rather hot and nippy bell end.
Fortunately no lasting damage was done, but it did go a bit red and I had to wash it in the sink (in the bogs, not in the lab!)
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K2k6 has a proper job these days, Mon 10 Sep 2007, 14:20,
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