Positive thinking
The assistant manager at the previous employer sat next to a fellow on a long flight. Next thing we know the whole department is corralled for this same fellow's "Take this job and love it" pitch.
He could have reasonably explained that applying a little care and diligence at your work will generally make things go better for you, but that would have taken 5 minutes. Instead we endured 8 hours of trumped up enthusiasm. He was 5 feet tall, called himself the Italian Stallion and thought he was funny. 8 hours.
Did I mention it was 8 hours.
(the other guy not the one that gave you coochie warts, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 3:13, Reply)