I asked how you-we all were earlier. And, you know, you all obviously responded in the positive. But the answer that you never expect- which admittedly, I've never got- but you live in hope and you don't turn round and say "Actually Jim, I've just been bumraped by a tramp". Yes, I know that's gross humour but, any porn in a storm, right. Especially tramps.
(__, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 1:10, 3 replies)

Its sex, Jim
But not as we know it.
(Helixdaunting, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 5:52, closed)

*awkward silence*

( ArthurTheRat, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 10:09, closed)

Jamescartercomedy.com should be burned from the internet and the domain salted so nothing can ever grow there again.

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 10:10, closed)