Twat Friends
BraynDedd tugs our sleeve and asks: "You know the one, the mate who is guaranteed to ruin every social situation by being an embarrassment/sexist/racist/bellend etc. Tell us about your twattiest mate."
( , Thu 19 Sep 2013, 10:50)
BraynDedd tugs our sleeve and asks: "You know the one, the mate who is guaranteed to ruin every social situation by being an embarrassment/sexist/racist/bellend etc. Tell us about your twattiest mate."
( , Thu 19 Sep 2013, 10:50)
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One of my good friends is a solicitor.
It's great - it's given me a lifetime of abuse to give him, and a free legal service should I ever need it.
( , Fri 20 Sep 2013, 12:01, 1 reply)
It's great - it's given me a lifetime of abuse to give him, and a free legal service should I ever need it.
( , Fri 20 Sep 2013, 12:01, 1 reply)
I used to be mates with a solicitor.
Had him round for dinner once. He had two tokes of a joint, went grey, puked, slumped forward in his chair and insisted in a very mumbly way that he was going to kill me and his girlfriend. Top bloke.
( , Fri 20 Sep 2013, 12:31, closed)
Had him round for dinner once. He had two tokes of a joint, went grey, puked, slumped forward in his chair and insisted in a very mumbly way that he was going to kill me and his girlfriend. Top bloke.
( , Fri 20 Sep 2013, 12:31, closed)
Inviting someone for dinner, only to present them with MASSIVE DRUGS instead of food,
is the very height of rudeness. No wonder he wanted to kill you.
( , Fri 20 Sep 2013, 12:39, closed)
is the very height of rudeness. No wonder he wanted to kill you.
( , Fri 20 Sep 2013, 12:39, closed)
Bah, cocaine in the gravy again instead of cornflour
It never mixes properly
( , Fri 20 Sep 2013, 13:04, closed)
It never mixes properly
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